The Season of Marines and Christmas by Chris Grollnek

“Weight standard: Unsat! Grooming: Unsat! And I want to see my face in those boots today biggen!” who was your recruiter? Someone fine the North Pole’s Recruiting Stations OIC, NOW!

Marine Corps Boot Camp get new recruit

“The idea of noise discipline is just lost on you, isn’t it?” – when we get to the wire, get the Corporal to lock you on with some 100 mile an hour tape and get that moon beam off before I kick your hoofs all the way to the next pole I find, NORTH or SOUTH just have to cross the DMZ to get you there

Marines expect a "little too much" in the field

Marines, after a very successful 237th year birthday party, an all out assault on a bird for Thanksgiving, the S-4 shop called and advised its time to start preparing… tiss the season and may each of you be blessed.

I look forward to many more discussions and catching up with old friends and recruits turned men right in front of my face…

Send all you can for Marine humor, jokes, and cartoons, i’ll post em…

Semper Fi

Drill Instructor Staff Sergeant Chris Grollnek – a whole lot of platoons – look me up if you were one of mine, I am trying to make contact with as many as possible and if you know of others, send em… start emailing – go to one of the linked sights and follow the “contact us.” Here is one:

The Season of Marines and Christmas by Chris Grollnek

By Chris Grollnek

Active Shooter Prevention Trainer and Public Speaker PROFESSIONAL SUMMARY: Chris Grollnek is a dynamic Public Speaker and forward-thinking Director of the Active Shooter Prevention Project, LLC. ( An Interview and Investigation specialist with a record of success at the Executive and National level for Leadership and Management efficiencies regarding Policy and the Curriculum Development for Terrorism related Prevention. Chris recently wrote and appeared in the Department of Justice Active Shooter prevention Training Video (2022-2023). Complete understanding of government and corporate contracting and investigative programs to enhance corporate standards of policy implementation. An architect of efficiencies with a results-oriented pattern of success in investigative techniques, security, safety, sales leadership, and interviewing while leading teams and establishing best practices. A well-versed public speaker, freelance television contributor, and radio news commentator. Experience in testifying before serval governmental bodies, including The United States Congressional bodies of the House and Senate committees, regarding Terrorism Prevention, Response, and Training Initiatives. #activeshooterexpert #NEVERHERE